Ladies and gentlemen, I am official declaring the Hollywood Bleach contest! The rules are simple: come up with your best ideas on how Warner Brothers will screw up Bleach and send them to firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject line Hollywood Bleach. April 1st, I and probably a couple other guys at the CCA will go over them. The best ideas, based on a purely subjective determination, will get turned into comics with the winners attaining eternal glory (or at least a nice little post on ccacomics.com).
Let me also be clear on one thing: I have no illusions about “stopping” the movie, pushing it into a direction that isn’t disaster, nor do I want to try. I just find the whole concept so ridiculous that I want to milk it for jokes for as long as people will laugh about it.